Adventurers Wanted

Hear ye, hear ye! The Master of Games summons all swarthy scoundrels and reckless rogues! The reward is generous, but the danger be great! Come face your fate, be it doom or triumph!

This sign depicts a basic ad for hire. Brush up your resume or CV and inquire within! Great for the wall of your DM den!!

Dimensions are approximate. We can measure but it takes time away from raiding and pillaging. Also stain colors and finish can vary. It you want a specific stain we don’t really offer that—but you can specify

• reddish (varies between Cabernet red to bruise purple)

• medium brown (more of a chocolatey brown)

• light brown (somewhat of a tan)

• maple (more of an orangey than reddish brown)

• gray (like old barn gray)

• natural (very light or no stain)

Specific colors are only available if you contact us using the Order special instructions box at checkout! We also have darker stains but they don’t give enough contrast to discern the artwork. There are a few oddbird colors such as pink, coral, or light blue but they are, well, odd. Don’t get me wrong. We like odd but how they react to wood grain is the odd part. 😢