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The Venerable Viking

Don’t Eat Sentient Porg Meat

Don’t Eat Sentient Porg Meat

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Don't eat anything that's both sentient and expressive, unless you're a Wookie (in which case, there's the whole arms being ripped off dilemma and letting them win).  Approx 5xx

IMPORTANT NOTE: Items in your order will appear like the photo but colors may vary. For items that are stained, we may be able to accommodate a specific color. Please refer to our Wood Finish Choices page for some cool alternatives. Remember to leave us a note at checkout in the Special Instructions! PLEASE NOTE: Many of our items are made to order and must have time to dry and allow the finish to cure. This make take up to 14 days before shipping. Contact us to see if we can expedite your order for free.

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