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The Venerable Viking

Don’t Eat Sentient Porg Meat

Don’t Eat Sentient Porg Meat

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Don't eat anything that's both sentient and expressive, unless you're a Wookie (in which case, there's the whole arms being ripped off dilemma and letting them win).  Approx 5xx

IMPORTANT NOTE: Items in your order will appear like the photo but colors may vary. Want a different stain color? Explore our Wood Finish Choices page for some cool alternatives. Remember to leave us a note at checkout in the Special Instructions! Remember that choosing a color that's not currently in stock may take a little longer to ship. We do make these by hand!

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