The Venerable Viking
Always Watching Slenderman
Always Watching Slenderman
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This guy always creeps us out. Yes, even Vikings!
From Tinder Profile:
SLENDERMAN 14
- Folklore Stalker
- Lives in mostly abandoned places & woods
- Less than 24 feet away
Looking for a soulmate with common interests.
Others categorize my body type as thin, unnaturally tall and say I have a featureless white head and face. I will admit I?m somewhat of a fashion train wreck because I only wear a black suit?it?s the only thing I can get to fit me off-the-rack. Although I?m technically only about 14 years old, I?m very mature and responsible?some may say driven. I am looking for my soulmate. I love children! In fact, my hobbies are abducting or traumatizing people, particularly children.
Appx size of this piece is 5x9
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